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"Don't shake hands with the lonely kids, 'cause I hear that shit's contagious."

"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

-Rodney Dangerfield


Andy Taylor
United States
Current Residence: California!
Favourite style of art: fun
Favourite cartoon character: phillip j fry
Hi Terry,

I'm sorry to bother you and hope this email doesn't come as an inconvenience. Especially with something that may be kind of silly.

It seems that the group next door have an issue with personal space. At least, I'm having a bit of an issue with how comfortable they are inside my space.
It's really an accumulation of several small things that kind of ends with me sending this message.

It began with them flicking cigarette butts into our yard, which was a bit of an annoyance, but I just picked them up and ignored it.
Then I found all ten of the children next door whipping rocks at the chihuahua we had, she ran away the next day, so that is no longer a concern.
Those same children also enjoy using our sidesteps as their playground (all too often they are completely naked. I have shielded myself and my children from so many genitals this month that I'm exhausted), they're very young, so I assume they don't know better. I was hoping that one of the six adults living there would, but one man likes to hang out on the steps as well, so coming and going through that door has become a bit of an issue.
He also tends to leave his things there when not in use, but only when my car isn't around. On a few occasions I stumbled upon him leaving food and drinks on my car and in one instance, he put his child on my car to use as a slide. Oh, what fun they had!
The most recent occurrence was yesterday, when he and a few others decided that their TV needed repair and felt our front entrance was the ideal location for disassembling and reassembling the set.

I've spoken to them over a few of these things, but it seems like each confrontation escalates and I thought I should contact you before things get too exciting. Although, there is a bit of a language barrier and I might be mistaking apologies as angry grunts and threats. And spitting on my car may be a way of complimenting it. It is a pretty sweet ride, after all. 

If you think that I should continue managing the situation myself, please let me know and I will. 
Either way, I felt my safest course of action would be to contact you and see what you thought.
I suppose it's possible that I am in the wrong and am just an unfriendly person.

As always, thank you so much for your time,

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joltinjohnnylucas Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2016
thanks for the favoritism
ANDYTAYLOR-GARBAGE Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016
Always, man!
joltinjohnnylucas Featured By Owner May 10, 2016
thanks, again
ANDYTAYLOR-GARBAGE Featured By Owner May 10, 2016
No problem!
joltinjohnnylucas Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
thanks for the favoritism
ANDYTAYLOR-GARBAGE Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
You're very welcome.
Duudle Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi! o: I wana ask you what discharge is? o-o
ANDYTAYLOR-GARBAGE Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015
 Well, that kind of depends on context. There are many definitions. Is there a reason you're asking me, specifically? 
Duudle Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, well I saw you reply to someone's drawing and you said "Needs more discharge?" and they were like "Oh, I know I was missing something!"

I think I figured out what you mean tho. o-o...
ANDYTAYLOR-GARBAGE Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Oh, ha! That. It was something one of our classmates said about a piece when we went to school together. He was being gross and since he was so odd, we didn't know if he was joking or not. He might just be gross.
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