During first year at JKS, this kid refers to himself as 'Fusion' so I made fun of him. All of us made fun of each other there, but some take everything too seriously.
Tonight, Fernando posted a picture of himself in a Star Trek shirt and this following comment started all of this nonsense:
Fusion:STAR TREK?!!!!! LAAAAMMMMEEEEE!!!
Andy:More lame than calling yourself fusion and not knowing what the word means?
Fusion:YOUR LUCKY IM NOT DOWN THERE ANYMORE DICKHEAD. AND YOUR LUCKY I DIDNT BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS THAT NIGHT.
Andy:the night you asked if you could 'hug' me in the parking lot?
Down where? your moms house? I still show up time to time.
But, I apologize, because you're really tough when I'm not standing right in front of you.
(It is here that I sent Fernando the following e-mail)
Andy-Fernando:A former student tried to pick a fight with me on your wall and I responded. I am very sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and although I am a ball buster, it is never my intention to disrespect anyone I admire as I do you with such adolescent behavior.
So I apologize again...and he started it.
Fernando-Andy:Actually I was flattered that you so readily leapt to my defense. Thanks. I hope all is going well.
Fusion:LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? YOU RACIST? YOU HATE MEXICAN AMERICANS? OR YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO GIVE THEMSELVES NICKNAMES RANDOM NICKNAMES? I DIDNT LIKE YOU , BUT I ALSO DIDNT HATE YOU. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU. SO WHAT IS IT TOUGH GUY, YOU JUST HATE PEOPLE WHO ARENT WHITE?
Fernando-Fusion:KNOCK IT OFF!
(The following is an e-mail I sent to Fusion)
Andy-Fusion:None of the following is to be cruel, but this is ridiculous...
"LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME? YOU RACIST? YOU HATE MEXICAN AMERICANS?"
It's incredibly convenient that you asked this, because my wife is from Mexican descent, therefore; our two daughters are as well. I live in Southern California, where Hispanic heritage is greatly embraced. So how dare you attempt to pull that card w/o knowing a bit about me.
"OR YOU HATE PEOPLE WHO GIVE THEMSELVES NICKNAMES RANDOM NICKNAMES?"
No, I love nicknames...what I don't like is any attempt to be 'street' or 'tough'. You can't be so concerned with 'being cool', just be normal and people will respect you for it.
" I DIDNT LIKE YOU , BUT I ALSO DIDNT HATE YOU. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU. SO WHAT IS IT TOUGH GUY, YOU JUST HATE PEOPLE WHO ARENT WHITE?"
You didn't like me because I made a joke at your expense and you couldn't hang...I used your silly nickname on an assignment which led to you being perfectly nice to my face, but saying all sorts of nonsensical things to my friends.
As far as the 'TOUGH GUY' thing goes, YOU threatened ME in quite the violent manner when I simply made a joke. I also had to immediately send Fernando a message apologizing for your choice of language and picking a fight with me...over the INTERNET!... So who is trying to be tough....is it really me?
I suppose I could have been upset with you threatening me, but that's just silly. Even if by some chance you had the ability to hurt me physically, you are THREATENING some JACKASS GUY (me) ON FACE-BOOK!! Don't be such a baby!
So in closing, I will absolutely apologize, because I didn't know that you couldn't take a joke, have no self-esteem and think eating pizza=MMA training! Sorry faggot!
Hugs and kisses,
Andy Taylor
(Lastly, we have the e-mail sent from Fusion to me)
Fusion-Andy:FIRST OFF I NEVER SAID ANYTHING BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THAT IS THE TRUTH. IF ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU ANYTHING OTHERWISE THEY WERE FULL OF SHIT. I DIDNT HATE YOU OR LIKE YOU, IT WAS A NUETRAL THING. THEN ONE DAY YOU COME INTO CLASS AND ASK EVERYBODY IF THEY NEEDED, WHAT WAS IT YOU ASKED, FOR STORAGE I THINK. AND YOU BLURT OUT "EXCEPT FOR YOU, I DONT LIKE YOU" AND I'M ALL LIKE, WHAT THE HELL? I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND FOR SOME REASON YOU DONT LIKE ME. AS FOR THE THREATENING THING, ALL THIS TIME I FIGURED YOU HATED MY GUTS SO IT WAS A MUTUAL THING FOR ME. SO I GO AND HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH FERNANDO AND YOU CHIME IN WITH YOUR TWO CENTS AND YEAH I DIDNT LIKE IT AND SINCE I FIGURED YOU HATED ME ALL THIS TIME I BLEW UP WHICH IS SOMETHING I KNOW I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE ON FERNANDOS POST BUT I SAID MY SORRYS TO HIM ALREADY. ESPECIALLY THAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY. I SHOW UP AND EVERYTHINGS COOL AND MATT STARTS GETTING ALL UPSET AT ME AND TELLING ME NOT TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL AND TALKING SMACK, AND I KNOW HES DRUNK AND HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE AND I SEE YOU SMILING ENJOYING YOURSELF. DID YOU PUT HIM UP TO THAT I WONDER? ME AND HIM WERE COOL, WE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM UNTIL AFTER THAT NIGHT. AND THE GUYS TOLD ME YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME IN YOUR CLASS WITH THE WHOLE FUSION THING SO NATURALLY I WAS UPSET. I ASKED MATT WHAT YOUR PROBLEM WAS BUT HE DIDNT TELL ME.
(If you read all this, get a job)








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I'm still living in Dover, trying to float.
I'm trying to get stuff together for the Big apple con in NY. Portfolio reviews, etc.
I was talking to Tadd the other day, told me you guys would be hanging out what not.
Hope to keep in touch, man.
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I have a new artbook coming out this fall. Maybe you'll like it.
What's up dude? how are you doing?
how's life after kubert school??
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Thanks for the Add.
Hope to keep in touch
Keep drawing dude.
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are you surprised though?
Ed McMahon was a hundred twenty-eight, Micheal Jackson we simply should have seen coming and Farrah Fawcett...whut, her tits were rotting off er sumthin' right?
I'm working with that guy right now and the script is painfully bad!! i'll give you two dollars to ghost for me.
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